I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
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I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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