What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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