Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
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