Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
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The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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