is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I cannot find my penis.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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