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• (512): View more from Texas

  My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.

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• (347): View more from New York

  just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner

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• (206): View more from Washington

  It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that

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• (281): View more from Texas

  This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?

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