i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
we're making bets on your personal life
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
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That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
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