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• (416): View more from Ontario

  Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it

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  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

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• (562): View more from California

  about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call

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• (415): View more from California

  I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.

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• (325): View more from Texas

  I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours

  (325): View more from Texas

  Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin

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• (607): View more from New York

  Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza

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