...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...