You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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