If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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