Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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