You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
