FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
