she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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