Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
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We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
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Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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