All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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