At least make sure they are 18
Why
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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