Having a random hookup so left but love u
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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