This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
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If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I am available for nakedness
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You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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