This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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