'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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