So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
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