You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Please, let me fuck your mom
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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