I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
My room smells like vodka and shame
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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