The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
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dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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