My room smells like vodka and shame
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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