have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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