Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
