If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism