You're my little dorito
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
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They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I forget how to act sober
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