Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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