You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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