just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
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