oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
the day after is always just damage control
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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