Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
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We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
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does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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