And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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