Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
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even my farts smell like vagina
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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