i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
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I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
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He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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