Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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