BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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