I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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