i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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