I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
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Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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