wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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