D3 body, D1 cock
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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