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• (813): View more from Florida

  If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"

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  You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter

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• (916): View more from California

  Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea

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