What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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