i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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