is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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