I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
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I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
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We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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