Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
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He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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