i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
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We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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