So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
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