you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I wish i was in the wii world.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
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I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
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be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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