I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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