You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
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Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
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I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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