...so i touched it.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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