I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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