i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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