doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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