summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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