I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
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At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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