I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
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I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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